Hello drunk beach
- me: sometimes i like to talk to myself
- me: same
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fish nets are totally in this season <3
EW. the chick wearing the pink is wearing shoes that are way too big for her.
Dis my baby Dexter<3
Just thought I would share… I’m at a counseling office waiting for my friend to come out and these are the people I’ve come across.
A very nice, young girl with her very nice, old father. They keep their thoughts to themselves and don’t create a scene.
A woman that smiled at me when I walked in and started giggling to herself and was OVERWHELMED with joy when her psychiatrist came out.
And…… Get ready for this one…..
- A middle aged woman, that came out of her appointment, into the very quiet waiting room, and made a VERY LOUD phone call to her “driver”. When off the phone, she then went over to the bathroom (which I am sitting next to), and knocked multiple times. After there was no answer, she then yelled, “Knock, knock!” and walked in. It was quiet until she kept making noises as if it was difficult for her to take care of business. I then hear pill bottles and things hitting the ground and loud “pops” and she then goes on to say the steps of whatever she was doing out loud for everyone to hear. It gets quiet, but not for long. We then hear a loud bang and her yelling “OW, JESUS CHRIST!” which got a little giggle out of me and the nice old man. She walks out right after and proceeds to tell me how something attacked her in there. Awkwarddd. So then she announces to receptionist that she’s still here and she’s leaving soon. The receptionist tells her “Goodbye Miriam” and she sits down and says “okay I have to go…” She taps the plant next to her and FINALLY leaves.
Sorry about how long this is but I had to vent to someone.
Woo.
Reblog if you’re still proud to be a Baltimore Ravens fan
I got to see my team play in january
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The texts that are sent between the best of the best—
I’m gonna sit here [in the bathroom] for a while and try to get this shit out (literally). Don’t judge me. It may be a while.
HAHA. okay no problem.it happens to all of us.
Only the best of us.
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oh god we have a news lady over here named “Deborah Wiener” and FUCK man every time i hear anyone say her name i laugh like a fucking 12 year old holy shit
yes i live in maryland too i laugh so hard when i hear her name omg idk isnt there another one named tim tooten or s/t like that too? i laugh at him too
Debra Weiner came to my elementary school to read to my class in kindergarten…. Needless to say, we weren’t laughing at the book like she thought.
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